Some more from my collection. Buttons.

[riontel]

• All stressed up and no one to choke.


• STRESS: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it. (I have a picture that goes with this and it's pinned in my cubicle :))


• Bitchy, Sullen, Touchy, Irritable, Vicious, Rude, Catty, Short-Tempered - but basically a sweetie!


• Bother me, I'm trying to work.


• I can answer any question. Often the answer is "I don't know."


• I don't care if they get the kind of government they deserve - why do I have to get the kind of government they deserve?


• I have a lot of repressed hostility I need to learn to express - Can I have a few minutes of your time?


• I have a mind like a steel trap - Everything that goes in gets crushed and mangled.


• I may be lazy, unmotivated and worthless, but at least I'm good at it!


• I still miss my Ex - but my aim is improving


• I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it…


• It's amazing how much more sense the manual makes once you've learned the program.


• Those who can, do. Those who can't, write the instructions.


• It's never too late to have a happy childhood… (Yip!)


• It's not procrastination - it's a higher form of planning.


• It's not whether you win or lose - It's how many bastards you take with you!


• Just think - National Enquirer readers are among the elite minority who actually read…


• Morning lasts for four hours after I get up.


• Reality is the crutch for those who can't handle Sci-Fi.


• Red meat isn't bad for you - fuzzy green meat is bad for you.


• Sometimes they fool you by walking upright.


• Sure I could compare the Macintosh and the PC, but I make a point of never arguing religion.


• Thanks to cable TV, I've seen the end of every movie ever made.


• That which does not kill me had sure better keep me from returning fire.


• The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.


• The trouble with mornings is that they happen when you're not awake.


• The trouble with the future is that is keeps turning into the present.


• There is no such thing as useless trivia. You can always use trivia to bore people.


• Thinking destroys the mind.


• We have the answer. If you're lucky, it's to your question.


• I'm not lost, I'm locationally challenged!


• You don't have to be crazy to work here - we'll train you!

Lena, this one is for you and don't you dare to ever quote it back to me ;-)

• The perfect pun results in the death of its perpetrator.

Comments

he, he

[(Anonymous)]

I won't quote it. I'll actualize it.

-L

Re: he, he

[riontel.livejournal.com]

You would never. Your life would be too boring without me ;)