Sitting in a meeting which got completely hijacked by few people leaving the rest bored out of their minds:
Me: We are thinking we should have a game of bridge of something... Looking for a fourth...
Colleague: My eyes are crossing. Tiddly winks would be more fun.
Me: You'd have to teach me how to play, but I am game.
Colleague: plastic disks game good for ages 4 - 7 and people attending staff meeting, in need of mental stimulation.
Me: We are thinking we should have a game of bridge of something... Looking for a fourth...
Colleague: My eyes are crossing. Tiddly winks would be more fun.
Me: You'd have to teach me how to play, but I am game.
Colleague: plastic disks game good for ages 4 - 7 and people attending staff meeting, in need of mental stimulation.