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As usual, somebody else said all this:

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

Date: 2004-12-03 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sovez.livejournal.com
what a little opitimist you are :)

Date: 2004-12-03 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riontel.livejournal.com
I'm just a little ray of sunshine in everybody's life :)

Date: 2004-12-03 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-quantum.livejournal.com
Тебе чё, предложение сегодня сделали? ;-))

Date: 2004-12-03 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riontel.livejournal.com
Типун тебе на язык! :)

Date: 2004-12-03 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-quantum.livejournal.com
Да ты не нервничай так, всегда можно отказаться. :))

Date: 2004-12-03 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riontel.livejournal.com
Well, I am a great believer in preventive measures.

Date: 2004-12-03 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sovez.livejournal.com
afraid to ask: eto kak?

Date: 2004-12-03 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riontel.livejournal.com
Это как в Ираке ;)

Date: 2004-12-04 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sovez.livejournal.com
bomb first, ask questions later?

nu nu

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