Some nice words that few people had to say about my favorite city

[riontel]

Any real New Yorker is a you-name-it-we-have-it-snob . . . whose heart brims with sympathy for the millions of unfortunates who through misfortune, misguidedness or pure stupidity live anywhere else in the world. -- Russell Lynes
Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much. -- Dan Greenberg
In New York, crime is getting worse. I was there the other day. The Statue of Liberty had both hands up. -- Jay Leno
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. -- Mignon McLaughlin
New York Taxi Rules: 1) Driver speaks no English. 2) Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Senegal. 3) Driver hates you. -- Dave Barry
When it's 5 below in New York, it's 78 in Los Angeles, and when it's 110 in New York, it's 78 in Los Angeles. There are 2 million interesting people in New York, and only 78 in Los Angeles. -- Neil Simon
New York . . . when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. -- David Letterman
I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, "Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west." -- Richard Jeni
I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and New York was the only place where my fears were justified. -- Anita Weiss
New York has always been going to hell but somehow it never gets there. -- Robert Pirsig

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[spoon-gin.livejournal.com]

Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much. -- Dan Greenberg
Это точно. ;-)