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[riontel]

Поздравлаю a_quantum'a, переживавшего, что он уже перерос возраст Христа и v_fedoroff'а, переживающего, что он в этот возраст как раз вступил, сo знаменательными датами ;) И в виде подарка дарю:

WHAT IS OLD ???

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A "sexy young thing" catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the multi-story parking.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

Comments

[a-quantum.livejournal.com]

Ну, шпашибо, шпашибо, жнаешь, шчем порадовать штарика. ;-))

[v-fedoroff.livejournal.com]

Спасибо!