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Dialogs

Went to see "Prince Caspian" with N. the other day.

On the screen there is a beautiful picture: trees, ocean, the beach

N: I want to go there.

Later on, another idyllic picture: woods, river, blah, blah

N: I want to live there.
me: There is no hot water, no heating...
N: Doesn't mat...
me: ...no Internet.
N: Oh. That won't work.

Yes, we do talk during movies, don't sit next to us :)