Dialogs (work)

Boss: It was decided to migrate the document repository to SharePoint*.
Me: Oh, god. Why!?
Boss: Don't know. It's going to be outsourced to IT.
Somebody else: Oh, god. Why!?

*If you are not familiar with Microsoft SharePoint, you are a lucky, lucky person.

Dialogs

Doorbell. I open the door.

Neighbor: Is your smoke detector beeping?
Me: No.
Neighbor: I hear the alarm, and I can smell something cooking.
Me: That's definitely not me.

Поучительная история

Я вспомнила, что забыла вам рассказать захватывающую историю, как я из US Airways ( выбивала свой законный возврат денег за билет. )