Reading some FAQs for work:
Q: Where can I find help?
A: Well, check the Yellow Pages under ?Psychiatrists? and? oh, not that kind of help, eh?
Q: What documentation is available?
A: Our documentation is currently 243 pages (single-spaced and double-sided) of verbose, technical, and incomprehensible gibberish. Oops. No, that was my divorce settlement.
Q: Where can I find help?
A: Well, check the Yellow Pages under ?Psychiatrists? and? oh, not that kind of help, eh?
Q: What documentation is available?
A: Our documentation is currently 243 pages (single-spaced and double-sided) of verbose, technical, and incomprehensible gibberish. Oops. No, that was my divorce settlement.