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riontelЛюди чуток оклемались от неожиданного сюрприза с пенсиями и начали попытки выражения неудовольствия. Сегодня прислали призыв завалить нашего CEO возмущенными письмами и включили пример подходящего текста. Мне в нем понравился один отрывок:
I can see the retirement speeches now…
"Thank you for working at Verizon for 35 years. Thank you for the long hours, the dedication, missing little Jimmie's first footsteps because we loaned you out of town for a year, not going on vacation because you need to save your money for retirement, not paying for your kid's education because you need to save your money for retirement. I certainly hoped you saved enough money to care for yourself when you leave here. Sorry that we could never give the $.50 cent increase on your savings because we could never make our objectives. (I just don't understand why morale is so low.) Anyway, I hope you have good health even though you waited until 65 to retire, and we know as you're older you have more medical concerns. Those medical costs sure are outrageous these days. It's nothing like they were 15 years ago when the company made those changes. Sure hope you make it and never get sick. Happy retirement."
Упоминания, какая у нас замечательная компания [была] и как мы не должны подавать плохой пример, а, тем более, следовать плохим примерам других компаний вызвали умиление.
I can see the retirement speeches now…
"Thank you for working at Verizon for 35 years. Thank you for the long hours, the dedication, missing little Jimmie's first footsteps because we loaned you out of town for a year, not going on vacation because you need to save your money for retirement, not paying for your kid's education because you need to save your money for retirement. I certainly hoped you saved enough money to care for yourself when you leave here. Sorry that we could never give the $.50 cent increase on your savings because we could never make our objectives. (I just don't understand why morale is so low.) Anyway, I hope you have good health even though you waited until 65 to retire, and we know as you're older you have more medical concerns. Those medical costs sure are outrageous these days. It's nothing like they were 15 years ago when the company made those changes. Sure hope you make it and never get sick. Happy retirement."
Упоминания, какая у нас замечательная компания [была] и как мы не должны подавать плохой пример, а, тем более, следовать плохим примерам других компаний вызвали умиление.
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Date: 2005-12-08 11:55 am (UTC)"Скидка только для членов профсоюза".
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Date: 2005-12-08 12:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-08 12:18 pm (UTC)Помню, члены профсоюза в Lucent работали примерно так:
9 утра - приходили на работу.
10 утра - начинали работу.
11 утра - начинали подготовку к ланчу.
12 дня - ланч
1 дня - начало послеобеденного отдыха.
2 дня - работа
3 дня - работа
4 дня - подготовка к концу рабочего дня
5 дня - пора домой.
Прямо как в анекдоте: "И долго мы ещё так пахать будем?!"
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Date: 2005-12-15 02:26 pm (UTC)