For no reason.

[riontel]

As usual, somebody else said all this:

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.